Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
everyone felt shitty, even the mouse!
Dad at the whorehouse, Mom smoking grass,
I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
Then out on the lawn there rose such a clatter,
I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew right away that fat fucker fell.
He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with one thunderous fart,
that son-of-a-bitch blew my chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight,
"Piss on you all and have one hell of a night."
SANTACON IS DECEMBER 16
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To anyone who needs to know what SantaCon is all about:
Last SantaCon, I did not participate, but I met up with some Santas at Katie Ks at about 9pm, after they had been drinking for about 12 hours....Upon walking into the bar, I found a pile of vomit from Santa Nuedo on the floor....then we left the bar and Santa Sirhal commandeered a random car who had made the mistake of pulling over to ask us how to get to the FDR... this car was driven by a couple from upstate NY who were having a romantic evening in the city by going ice skating and to dinner at TGI Fridays....after harassing them about having dinner at TGI Fridays and taking countless pictures of the girl as she unsuccessfully tried to hide her head, we had them drop us off 40 blocks downtown, and told them to take any left to get to the FDR, which they had been driving right next to all along...then, once dropped off, we ran into a girl from Cuse and her mom, and Santa Sirhal picked up the girl as Santa Nuedo picked up the mom and they both started swinging them around in circles....
This is SantaCon. This is what the BOC is all about.
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