In honor of Mixer's birthday, I managed to almost get into a fist fight with a 72-year-old beer pong playing, beret wearing old man at the bar at about 2am. Luckily the bouncers quickly pounced on him, dragged him out the door, and then thanked me and bought us all shots, saying they were sorry we had to deal with the old kook.

The elderly are not welcome in Black Out City.